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IT’S NATIONAL ENGINEERS WEEKI don’t usually do this, but in honor of National Engineers Week, here is an engineer joke: A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for one week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked: “What’s the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me? The man said, “Look I’m a software engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.” You must be logged in to post a comment. Not FoundSorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here. |
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