WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO HEAR “YOU’RE FIRED”?

Donald Trump will be back on the job on NBC on Sunday, March 14th with a new season of The Celebrity Apprentice. This season’s cast includes Bret Michaels from Poison and “Rock of Love”, Sharon Osbourne Ozzie’s wife and “America’s Got Talent” judge, singer Cyndi Lauper, former major league baseball player Darryl Strawberry, Victoria Secret’s model Selita Ebanks, pro wrestler Bill Goldberg, comedienne Carol Leifer, female pro wrestler Maria Kanellis, Holly Robinson Peete from “21 Jump Street, Summer Sanders Olympic gold medalist in swimming, comedian Sinbad and hunky Australian chef Curtis Stone.

I think one of the most humiliating things that can happen to a human being in this reality TV world of ours is being the first one to get kicked off off a show. Here you are getting your big shot on prime time television and in one show you’re a nobody again. And, no one ever remembers the first person who is “kicked off of the island”, so all of his hopes and dreams of career renovation and high-paid speaking engagements go with him when he leaves the boardroom for the first and last time.

With this in mind, it might be fun to speculate as to which of the newly cast Trump apprentices will be the first to go on Sunday night and why. Having watched the show in past seasons, I happen to know that Trump is a sucker for models, jocks, singers and comedians. So, Bret Michaels, Cyndi Lauper, Darryl Strawberry, Selita Ebanks, Carol Leifer, Maria Kanellis, Summer Sanders and Sinbad are sure to get past the first round. Trump also likes ball busters so Sharon Osbourne and Bill Goldberg seem like shoo-ins for making a stretch run.

Know that and going through a process of elimination that just leaves the TV star from the 80′s and the chef . But Holly Robinson Peete is still pretty hot looking, so I think, in the end that will save her from elimination because after all Trump is a guy. So, my prediction for who will hear “you’re fired” first on Sunday night is Curtis Stone, which is sad because he seems so nice. (No Cooking With Trump cookbook for you!) Consider making bets amongst yourselves as to who gets fired first and pay of the bets on Monday morning as resolution to this idea.

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO HEAR “YOU’RE FIRED”?

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