THAT IS A PICTURE I DON’T WANT IN MY HEAD

Despite turning 84 later this year Playboy kingpin Hugh Hefner rejected suggestions that he was getting too old to make love. He told CNN last week that his birthday will happen over a number of days and that he will “definitely not be celibate – I will be celebrating.” Hefner plans to take his girlfriends – as in more than one – to Las Vegas for his birthday and celebrate in a very un-celibate way at The Palms Hotel. (Apparently he’s got some similar plans for his afterlife as he bought the burial plot next to Marilyn Monroe’s in 1992.)

Why in the world did CNN think we needed to know this? There are just some key holes I never want to look through. I don’t know about you, but that is a picture I don’t want in my head and now it’s there and I can’t erase it.

Consider using this story to launch the topic “That Is a Picture I Don’t Want In My Head.” Come up with some of your own things you wish your never knew about and then upon up the phones to get your listeners’ additions to the list of Pictures We Don’t Want in Our Heads.

THAT IS A PICTURE I DON’T WANT IN MY HEAD

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