I HAVE THIS WEIRD SKILL I WISH I COULD GET PAID TO DO

Every year on the 4th of July, Nathan’s hot dogs sponsors its Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest and this year is no exception. However, there is some controversy swirling around this year’s competition. It seems contract negotiations between last year’s champion, wiener-eating wunderkind Takeru Kobayashi and Nathan’s have broken down and he will not be competing this year.

The fact that Nathan’s even offers contracts to contestants is mind boggling to me. Can a person really make a living at competing in face-stuffing contests and if so how much can they really make doing it?

This brings to mind the topic, “I Have This Weird Skill That I Wish I Could Get Paid To Do.” Solicit your audience for the strangest skills they possess and discuss ways they might monetize those skills. Pick the weirdest one to use as resolution to this topic.