THAT’S NOT WORTH DOING TWICE

I know it’s very popular these days to make a “bucket list”, or a list of things we want to do before we die. But I think one of the benefits of getting older is that we have crossed off lots of things we thought we wanted to do but, in reality, would never want to do again. I call that list my “off-the-bucket-list”.

For example, going bungee jumping. There’s adrenaline sports, there’s rushes, and then there’s just aimless terror. Plummeting to the ground and then bouncing up again requires no more skill or technique the second time than it did on the first. Then there’s the threesome. It sounds more exciting than it ever really is. Plus, have you ever met anyone who really had a great time in a threesome that didn’t involve hookers?

Consider coming up with your own off-the-bucket-list and then open up the phones for your audience to add to the list. Make a list of the top five off-the-bucket-list items to use as resolution to this topic.